August 15, 2022
Have you seen this bat? If so, please call your local authorities at once. He’s been spotted “flashing” in at least 3 of our major parks. He is not considered to be dangerous but clearly a perv. The picture has been pixelated as to not disturb any of our younger viewers.
Up next, sports with Foxx Johnson. Stay tuned.
Holy Bat Junk!
Mark @ TG