I had the “pleasure” recently of interviewing the one and only Lady Liberty. To be honest it didn’t go as well as I had hoped.

Here’s a snippet from that interview.

ME: “First of all, thank you so much for allowing me this interview, its a real honor.”

LADY: “No sweat man.”

ME: “Hey, I’ve always been curious, why do you always play that red, white & blue striped guitar?”

LADY: “It’s a nod to Buck Owens.  He was a real bad ass.”

ME: Really?  I thought it had something to do with that Lee Greenwood  song “God Bless the…”

LADY: “You’re an asshole & this interview is over.”

(Me thinks someone woke up on the wrong side of the harbor this A.M., jeez.)

We here at TeeGravy hope your summer is straight-up bitchin’.

See ya next week,

mpw