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Bigfoot and the Dopest Jams

Bigfoot and the Dopest Jams

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Bringing sexy back this week!

 

I’d like to think Bigfoot is on his way home

from an impromptu basketball game

where he just destroyed the opposing team.

I’m talking

TOTAL DOMINATION.

He’s likely listening to

the Beastie Boys

Check Your Head record

by the light of an August moon.

Maybe September.

He’ll get home,

microwave a frozen burrito,

channel surf for a bit and

probably crash on the couch.

That’s just my guess.

 

Enjoy yourselves,
Mark @ TeeGravy

 

 

Home on the Range

Home on the Range

cowboy

“Home, home on the range

Where the deer & the dinosaurs play

Where seldom is heard a discouraging word

And the skies are not cloudy all day

Except for the day all those bullshit meteorites rained fire upon us.

The skies totally sucked that day.”

-Tre the Triceratops