I had the “pleasure” recently of interviewing the one and only Lady Liberty. To be honest it didn’t go as well as I had hoped.
Here’s a snippet from that interview.
ME: “First of all, thank you so much for allowing me this interview, its a real honor.”
LADY: “No sweat man.”
ME: “Hey, I’ve always been curious, why do you always play that red, white & blue striped guitar?”
LADY: “It’s a nod to Buck Owens. He was a real bad ass.”
ME: Really? I thought it had something to do with that Lee Greenwood song “God Bless the…”
LADY: “You’re an asshole & this interview is over.”
(Me thinks someone woke up on the wrong side of the harbor this A.M., jeez.)
We here at TeeGravy hope your summer is straight-up bitchin’.
See ya next week,