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A Night at the Opera Maybe

A Night at the Opera Maybe

Thought it was time to bring this sexy beast back.

The dudes either layin’ down some Iron Maiden style vocals

or it’s straight-up opera.

I can’t tell for sure.

Nor do I care.

Greatness is greatness.


Sing A Song,

Mark @ TeeGravy



Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster

Crustaceans love the heavy metal music.

This is an indisputable scientific FACT.

What we don’t know is why they love to rock so hard.

After years of hardcore research & much contemplation

I believe I’ve solved the mystery.

It’s gotta be the exoskeleton, right?

Whats more metal than wearing your skeleton on the OUTSIDE?

Nothing. Nothing is more metal than that.

Your welcome,

Mark @ TeeGravy