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Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster

Crustaceans love the heavy metal music.

This is an indisputable scientific FACT.

What we don’t know is why they love to rock so hard.

After years of hardcore research & much contemplation

I believe I’ve solved the mystery.

It’s gotta be the exoskeleton, right?

Whats more metal than wearing your skeleton on the OUTSIDE?

Nothing. Nothing is more metal than that.

Your welcome,

Mark @ TeeGravy